Tell me what you’re grateful for today.
I can’t think of anything.
What about. . . being alive?
I didn’t ask to be alive.
What about the sunshine?
I sunburn easy. Look, I’m sorry, but I’m coming up empty.
You can’t think of one single thing you’re grateful for? What about that cup of coffee?
I’ve had better.
Come on, man. There has to be something.
Okay. I saw Jessica Lange’s breasts in a movie once. She was a little older, but they were magnificent.
That’s what you’re grateful for? Jessica Lange’s breasts? I can’t deal with you this morning. Take a walk.
Alright, I’m going. See ya.
Siri, what movie has Jessica Lange’s breasts in it?